The Contact Form Was Broken. I Didn’t Notice.

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My head is full of hot, hot air.

For the last six weeks we’ve been forwarding all e-mail messages sent through our contact form to a phantom e-mail address.

Whoops!

That didn’t work out well. At least for you guys.

I on the other hand, have had an easy 42 days.

I was wondering why everyone all of a sudden stopped having problems.

Of course my big ego led me to believe that I was just doing an awesome job at being MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

As usual with these things, I was deeply mistaken.

Cripes, I’m sorry :(

2014: Year-In-Review and What’s Ahead

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End-of-year roundups are an intimidating endeavor.

Nothing pops the bubble of denial inside your own head like an excel spreadsheet.

They reveal the unmitigated truth, NO MATTER WHAT.

I just finished updating my master excel file that contains all the fixins – sales I made, volume sold, growth rates……the whole she-bang.

JEEZY-PETE! It’s an eye opener!

Looking over it is edifying, but it always takes me a few days to get the gumption to go ahead and do it.

So how’d things go?

Details inside.

Introducing the Health Kismet Forums – For Entrepreneurs, Customers, And Everyone In Between

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I started a message board.

I love message boards!

They’re the highest form of internet communication.

Forget Facebook. Move over Twitter.

Message boards allow for the purest form of knowledge transmission, and there’s something about their stripped down aesthetic that makes it easier to talk about issues with a depth that doesn’t happen elsewhere.

So I’d like to invite you to join.

More details inside.

Hope You Had A Good Thanksgiving, and a Cyber Monday Sale

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Hope your holiday went well.

There will also be a Cyber Monday sale that’ll discount non auto-ship products by 50%.

More details inside.

4 Insights From Supply Side West, and Why Our Next Product’s Going to be a Doozy

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Supply Side West 2014 just wrapped up. It’s the big trade show in the nutraceutical industry where companies meet to do a dog and pony show and try and get deals done.

The show is a behemoth, with more than you can possibly see on a trade floor in the two days that it’s there. You can easily work up sweat by lunch hustling from booth to booth, only to find out you’re halfway through the 2nd of 30 rows.

But it’s great place to find new vendors, make face-to-face contacts, and turn over rocks that wouldn’t be visible from the confines of your cell phone and laptop.

Here are the show’s highlights, and how it was used to help develop our upcoming product.

Introducing Our Newest Product: The Purple Dragon. Save 40%.

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I’m pleased to announce our third product: The Purple Dragon.

Like our other products it combines a variety of different fruit and vegetable powders that can be mixed into a drink.

Unlike our other two products it’s ingredients are comprised entirely of purple produce, which allows the Purple Dragon to have unique health benefits that are complimentary to what you get with Incredible Greens & Incredible Berries.

And there’s a special discount that’ll allow you to save 40% over the weekend.